- SOFTEST SHIRTS IN THE GALAXY- Literally we've been to Mars, Uranus, and Pluto who has been twice removed from our Galaxy. This Shirt isn't playing around, it's soft.
- QUIT PLAYING YOURSELF- We've seen it a million times, you wake up and put on another basic tee... Pfft..... Get Grown and Support the Bear Butt team.
- SQUEEZE THE BEAR BUTT- I don't know what that means, but you and I both know that it caught your eye!
- MADE OUT OF DIAMOND CLOTH- Is that a real thing? Diamond Cloth? Really? I don't know but we can all pretend that, that's what its made out of. I can see it now, "Ya know...Bear Butt makes Diamond Cloth tee's..."
- SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALADOSHUS?- We think so. Snagging this Tee Supports Wild Dreams, and a team who wants to support yours. Join the team and lets do awesome things. I love you.