Not Your Grandmas Double Hammock

• DOUBLE PERSON HAMMOCK WILL FIT AND HOLD A LARGE GRIZZLY BEAR.. Fits a small baby up to Shaquille O'neal(if you don't know who that is, don't buy this hammock) 9' x 6' legally bound to say it holds up to 500 pounds but we have tested for over 900 pounds and it fits 2 people comfortably(not just business class comfortable but first class comfortable)SUPER LIGHTWEIGHT, SMALL, COMPACT, STRONG FOR EASY TRAVEL, CAMPING & SET UP Fits in attached stuff sack and weighs about 1 pound. We tested these nylon camping hammocks with a Lion and they didn't rip or tear. So ultralight and small that my 8 month old baby thinks it's a stuffed animal.

• COLLEGE STUDENT, HIPSTERS, NON HIPSTERS, GRANDMAS, CAMPER ENTHUSIASTS & AVERAGE JOES AND JOSEPHINES are hanging, chilling, resting, sleeping, reading, shooting 6 point deer, cuddling in the new Bear Butt

• WHY WOULD I BUY FROM A COMPANY CALLED BEAR BUTT? WHO IS BEAR BUTT? We aren't the big superstar company that will constantly ignore you and treat you like another "dollar dollar bill." We are a 5 man NBA All star team working our BARE BUTT's off to provide you with real customer service. We hook it up with coupons, contests, tips/tricks, a listening ear and someone to play catch with.
• IF YOU ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH DOUBLE HAMMOCK TO BUY OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF HAMMOCKS ON AMAZON.. We like to make things easy. That is why we have a WAY TO0 EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE. This is what it is. If you don't like your hammock, if a lion rips it, or whatever, we'll instantly, no questions asked, refund your money and you can keep the hammock. It's a promise and we don't lie.

Specs

Dimensions: 9 Feet Long x 6 Feet Wide

Weight: 24.5 Oz Total

Capacity: 500 Lbs (Tested for 900)